18eighteen April 2008: 80 Photos of Tyler Stevens
Welcome back, Tyler. In the Nov. ’07 issue you were hot for the mailman. Did you guys fuck?
“I totally tried to fuck him, but we kept getting caught. The first time was by my mom. She saw me getting into his car and made me turn around and come back inside. The second time we were gonna do it and his wife found out! Can you believe that? She flipped and I hopped in my car and split! It was like one of those cheesy reality shows where the cheater gets caught. It’s too bad for him ’cause I really wanted to fuck him!”
That sucks! Are you going to give him another chance to get in your pants, Tyler?
“Ugh. No way. If a guy makes it so much of a mission the first couple of times, then he isn’t worth my time! Older guys are supposed to be the responsible ones! Duh. Anyway, I found someone new to fuck. It’s a secret, but I’m totally banging my mom’s boyfriend. He started it! I swear. I was eating breakfast one morning after my mom went to work and it just happened! We fucked on the kitchen table! Now he comes over and tutors me while I do my homework. That means we fuck in my room every night!”
What if she finds out?
“She might ’cause we made a sex video and it’s a scene in Teens Next Door. I know it’s fucked up, but it makes me feel really sexy ’cause he says I am better than she is in the sack!”